Dear Diary,

Sam.

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

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makeupbag:

smallgirls:

Around Small Girls HQ, we’re all pretty obsessed with this video of men trying out makeup for the first time. Maybe there’d be a little more empathy in the world if all dudes who are critical of makeup had to try out a smokey eye, hmm? 

But also, if you’re a guy, don’t forget that you can always pamper yourself minus the makeup when you use our client PRIV! #menicure #menshaircuts

This is actually really hilarious!

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buttlass:

herooflife:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

weig waters

buttlass:

herooflife:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort

weig waters

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johannsebastianbitch:

You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life. Nothing is stopping me. The entire world is in my hands, and I have no idea what to do with it.

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“People aren’t always going to be there for you, that’s why you learn to handle things on your own”

—   Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)

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snowingblackout:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

bloodydiadem:

That moment you realize you are Edmund

he almost gets them killed because he wants sweets

we’re still Edmund

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